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2008-01-22 [Lord Dog]: Most things worthwhile are, young Penguin

2008-01-22 [Mortified Penguin]: Yes, papa... *eats ramen*...

2008-01-22 [Lord Dog]: LOL

2008-01-23 [kiba/Sidkah, The Wolf Furry]: Cloverfield wasn't a macro furry....i was depressed

2008-01-23 [Lord Dog]: It wasn't? I thought it would be...Hope it just isn't a godzilla rip off...Message me directly, with answer to prevent spoiler and since I don't care because by the time I get to a movie again it will be out of theaters..(after baby born) 

2008-01-28 [Lord Dog]: Congratulations,[Kisa_sama] the MOTW for Jan.28-Feb.3, 2008

2008-01-29 [7sevin7]: if it wasnt a macro fur it wont be long at all before some one gets a pirated version of it and replaces it with a macro furry

speeking of macro furs though
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/561088/
vew at your own risk
its a flash called vex hates you of a fur going agro on a town
pretty awesome :P

2008-01-29 [7sevin7]: its deflects you to another sight however so just save time and go to http://media.putfile.com/Vex-Hates-You

2008-01-29 [Dark Adherent]: Pardon my ignorance, but what exactly is a 'macro furry'?

2008-01-29 [7sevin7]: watch that video you'll figure it out pretty quick
*ps: its a larger than life furry, usually about the size of a building or Godzilla*

2008-01-29 [Dark Adherent]: Ahhh, ok. I was also pretty disappointed in it(the monster), I wish they'd used the concept art I'd seen for it (something like a massive whale creature, it looked pretty cool). It was a decent movie though, I hope they make a second.

2008-01-29 [kiba/Sidkah, The Wolf Furry]: they probably would, i mean, they could use that same night, with a different view. (like the wedding people {white marriage carrage in one scene)

2008-01-29 [Dark Adherent]: I heard that was a possibility, but I wouldn't want to see the same night from another pov, I'd rather learn more about the monster, where it came from, did they kill it? If not, what's it doing now?

2008-01-30 [kiba/Sidkah, The Wolf Furry]: i think i can answer those questions right now, first off i understand how you wouldnt want to see the same concept in the same night. secondly the monster came from outer space. in the very last scene (after the nucs) it shows the two characters on what looks like a ferris wheel, when it shows a screen shot of the sea, look off in the distance to the right where the boat is, a meteor or something falls from the sky.

thirdly, at the end of everything, my friend says there is an audio saying something that the monster is still alive

2008-01-30 [Lord Dog]: Then a sequel is easy, put it in another city..like Philly or Baltimore or somewhere else on a coastline doesn't even have to be America

2008-01-30 [Dark Adherent]: The thing that fell from the sky was a satellite, and it was actually recorded by accident, I've seen that, and a friend showed me the other part too. It's supposed to be Rob saying "Help us" and then when you play it backwards it says "It's still alive". The biggest reason I wouldn't want to see it from a different pov is, well, it'd just be the same thing. We already know what happened in the city, and if the monster's still alive, there's more to be told. It'd be cool if they showed footage from other camera's found in the city, and from news helicopters and such, but I really think a sequel should actually progess the story. Or a prequel to tell us more of where it came from. Though...as far as a prequel goes, I heard there's a 4 part manga or something that starts off the story, should probably look that up...

2008-02-03 [Lord Dog]: [leaving for good] is the new Anthro Lovers Member of the Week for Feb. 4-10, 2008

2008-02-04 [leaving for good]: Hey guys sorry i haven't been very active lately, moving around and what not

2008-02-05 [Demonicor]: thats ok, I haven't exactly been mr updates either.

2008-02-05 [Lord Dog]: yeah the wiki is slightly inactive except for certain things.. Kind of debating on a spring contest with the new kid arriving..

2008-02-10 [Lord Dog]: [Light for the Darkness] is the MOTW for Feb 11-17, 2008

2008-02-10 [Dark Adherent]: Wooo~! I know them =D

2008-02-10 [7sevin7]: KISS IS AWESOME!!! WOOT!!!

2008-02-11 [Lord Dog]: Yeah I was surprised. I hit an active person on the first try at Randomiser

2008-02-11 [Light for the Darkness]: lol I feel special -hugs DA and Sev-

2008-02-11 [Dark Adherent]: You're welcome hun *hugs back* =)

2008-02-11 [Light for the Darkness]: ^-^ -is happy-

2008-02-12 [7sevin7]: ^^ *hugs back* nice to see you again Kiss

2008-02-12 [Light for the Darkness]: nice to see you again too! ^-^

2008-02-13 [7sevin7]: what nogood you been up to eh?

2008-02-16 [Light for the Darkness]: oh I've been being good for the most part lately! shockingly. lol how about you?

2008-02-17 [7sevin7]: just one step closer to world conquest :P
so the usual

2008-02-23 [Light for the Darkness]: :P sounds fun!

2008-02-23 [Demonicor]: Ooh, do you need a loyal lackey?

2008-02-23 [The Last Dragoon]:

2008-02-27 [kiba/Sidkah, The Wolf Furry]: sorry about not being on lately, but i figured out what the sequal to cloverfield will be. the reason why it awoke was because of the oil drilling. so it awoke out of its dormant state and threw the oil barge thing (explosion at begining). i heard it was heading towards tokyo(what a surrise huh?) but yeah thats just what i heard *puts paws up and shrugs* so dont yell if im wrong lol

2008-02-27 [Lord Dog]: oh no there goes Tokyo..C-cloverfield..Nah Doesn't work.. Iwant to see the creature this time

2008-02-27 [Lord Dog]: At least it isn't Paris..I have seen way too much Mega Fur Porn with the Eifel Tower or London ..How many Big Ben(d) jokes can one survive

2008-02-27 [Dark Adherent]: Hmm, from what I've gathered from the manga's so far, it started in Japan, and is somehow tied to some high school kid, don't know how yet though. I think they're only releasing one a month, and two came out this month, I'll have to look them up again. (The Manga's are supposed to be a prequel to the Cloverfield movie, by the way.)

2008-02-27 [Lord Dog]: Are they actually called Cloverfield or something else?

2008-02-28 [Dark Adherent]: It's Cloverfield somthing, the subname is the japanese kid's name, but I can't remember what it is at the moment >.o

2008-02-28 [kiba/Sidkah, The Wolf Furry]: geez... its goin to be stupid now... what a waste of excitement and stuff

2008-03-04 [Darth Jacein]: yeah..i agree...

2008-03-11 [Demonicor]: Jumper is awesome XD

2008-03-18 [Darth Jacein]: lol

2008-03-19 [Paul Doyle]: Graawawwr!

2008-03-21 [kiba/Sidkah, The Wolf Furry]: BLAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!!! anyone here have Xbox Live?

2008-03-21 [Paul Doyle]: no, but there's always this blast from the past:
http://www.midway.com/classicGames/classicGamePlayer.php?game=joust

2008-03-27 [Cowardcat]: Long time...It's nice to be back. How're things?

2008-04-08 [7sevin7]: im sorry but its my first RP wiki so ima shamelessly plug!
The Quest for Earth

2008-04-08 [Paul Doyle]: Is that like something about alien cavemen, a follow-up to "Quest for Fire'?

2008-04-08 [7sevin7]: no... never even heard of "Quest for Fire" O_o'?

2008-04-08 [Lord Dog]: Paul , Quest for Fire was old when it first came out

2008-04-09 [Paul Doyle]: At least it didn't have guys in monkey suits jumping up and down in front of a monolith.

2008-04-09 [Lord Dog]: No it had Caveman swimming in Dino poop

2008-04-09 [Darth Jacein]: lol duuuun duuuun dunnn dunduuuun dum dum dum dum

2008-04-10 [Paul Doyle]: Next Thanksgiving, toss a drumstick in the air and hope it turns into a spaceship.

2008-04-10 [Darth Jacein]: ok..why

2008-04-10 [7sevin7]: because thats the sheer essence of randomness and improbability
and you'd crap your pants if it did

2008-04-10 [Paul Doyle]: Unless, of course, you were Stanley Kubrick.

2008-04-10 [Darth Jacein]: of course

2008-05-11 [Sagacious Turkey]: I remember this old place... it seems to have become innactive... and also infested with a Paul Doyle...

2008-05-11 [Lord Dog]: OK, so you were a member or are a member in disguise who has a cadence and disposition towards Paul that I find vaguely familiar. Tell me, what are your thoughts on Ramen Noodles ...

2008-05-11 [Sagacious Turkey]: I was a member... back in '04 when I first came to Elftown... and I quite enjoy ramen noodles, thank you. If you're suggesting, though, that I'm Mort, then you're wrong...

2008-05-11 [Lord Dog]: Just making sure...

2008-05-11 [Mortified Penguin]: Yeah, because he's not nearly skilled enough to be me... *eats ramen*...

2008-05-11 [Lord Dog]: No I just hate people who have to make clones , it actually is me one pet peeve on here.

2008-05-11 [Mortified Penguin]: All I have is [Sir Soapy]... *eats ramen*...

2008-05-11 [Mortified Penguin]: ...well... that and the other clone I keep around just in case I need an extra kidney...

2008-05-11 [Lord Dog]: I have left this place pretty open and free for the members despite many many suggestions to close it and make it more controlled . Clone houses being one of the major reason for the suggestions.. So I think Clone personas might just be added to the list of punishable crimes after E-Town's first rule of being an ass..Of Course everyone knows as far as these go I get to play Judge and Jury.

Sorry for the suspicion, Sag and Mort.

2008-05-11 [Lord Dog]: Yeah I have a clone around for when my lungs finally need replaced..Damn addictive smoking

2008-05-11 [Sagacious Turkey]: "Sag"?!

2008-05-11 [Lord Dog]: trying to type with a grumpy child

2008-05-11 [Mortified Penguin]: Ha ha, saggy... *eats ramen*...

2008-05-12 [Paul Doyle]: Actually, when it comes to to instant ramen noodles, I prefer to throw away the salt-packs, and get mildly creative. No ramen right now, but cooking a few things in the crock pots which would be nice over instant ramen noodles (no salt packs, of course).

2008-05-12 [Paul Doyle]: I've yet to try "real" fresh-made ramen dishes, but I think they'd be as good as advertised :3

2008-05-12 [Mortified Penguin]: Real ramen is pretty great, but I'm too poor to afford that stuff...

2008-05-12 [Mortified Penguin]: I typically eat cup noodles, but if I ever have to eat the packet kind I'll usually do like you and get a little creative. Sometimes I'll throw in one of every vegetable around...

2008-05-12 [Paul Doyle]: Veggies are good, and if you like beans (very good for you) mix them in too :)

2008-05-12 [Mortified Penguin]: I'm Mexican... of course I like beans. And tequila...

2008-09-13 [chewy09]: *cooo*

2008-09-24 [Demonicor]: *Looks amongst the cryogenics for someone that looks awake*

2008-09-24 [7sevin7]: *pops out of a random dark corner* boo!

2008-09-24 [Chaotix Palidien]: =/................... No comment.....

2008-09-24 [Paul Doyle]: Grawwr?

2008-09-25 [7sevin7]: D^=<

2008-09-26 [Chaotix Palidien]: =/ >>; I like pie!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-09-26 [Paul Doyle]: Not cow pies, I'm assuming.

2008-09-26 [The Last Dragoon]: why not? (it makes great ammo ^>^)

2008-09-28 [Demonicor]: Pi Alamode?

2008-09-28 [Paul Doyle]: Hair Pie? :3

2008-09-28 [7sevin7]: the cake is a lie

2008-09-29 [Paul Doyle]: "Let them eat cake" ---Marie Antoinette

2008-09-29 [Chaotix Palidien]: ok I like apple filler's :D

2008-09-30 [Darth Jacein]: but when she said cake she ment the grimy stuff that is caked on to the botom of your oven

2008-09-30 [The Last Dragoon]: nope! when her advisers told her that the people had no bread to eat she said "if they have no bread, then let them eat cake" after that it was only a matter of time before she found herself before the Guillotine and got the worst haircut in history

2008-09-30 [Paul Doyle]: hmm, I wonder what this has to do with anthros/furries/scalies . . .

2008-10-01 [Chaotix Palidien]: :P

2008-10-12 [Demonicor]: Most of the stuff in the comments section has absolutely nothing to do with the anthros/furries/scalies, and yet everything to do with the inner workings of the minds of people who love it.

2008-10-12 [Paul Doyle]: Oh, forget about our minds. You know where those are at :P

2008-10-19 [Chaotix Palidien]: i left mine at home <.<;

2008-10-19 [7sevin7]: so who all here has a FA?

2008-10-19 [Paul Doyle]: I do, as "Pauly"

2008-10-19 [Paul Doyle]: I still very much have to update it. Every time I want to update it, something stupid happens on FA.

2008-10-19 [7sevin7]: look me up pauly
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/7sevin7/

2008-10-19 [7sevin7]: yeah FA dose that a lot but on the bright side they finally got a brand new server so those should be a thing of the past... at least till they get hacked again

2008-11-08 [Pyro Mac]: I have FA! :3

2008-11-08 [Pyro Mac]: If someone wants it ill message it to them...>.>

2008-11-09 [Paul Doyle]: Give me a buzz, if you want. I was going to completely update all my art pages (including FA) but still have yet to get to it :P

2008-12-07 [Demonicor]: Reinitiate Randomness!!! We're losing ground against the horde of wikideath!!

2008-12-12 [Chaotix Palidien]: boo

2008-12-16 [Darth Jacein]: i vote my names random enough.. and if not .. shshshshababababalndfojwbwqbkjasdbvguabduwrfjkfbsd i love movies about cheese

2008-12-19 [Demonicor]: COOKIES!!!! *omnoms on [Darth Jacein]*

2008-12-20 [Darth Jacein]: ooh that tickles

2009-02-18 [Mortified Penguin]: I'm telling you... this place would thrive under Mort management... *eats ramen*...

2010-06-23 [Sagacious Turkey]: ...and we're back, bitches.

Let's get to commenting again.

2010-06-23 [Mortified Penguin]: *eats ramen*

2010-06-23 [Sagacious Turkey]: Say, Mort... Did you know that BOB'S DINER is having a sale on granite? Now with a purchase of three pounds or more of granite, we'll throw in a free batch of fresh baked limestone. (Ketchup not included. Offer void if coupon can be easily ripped. Expires: Yesterday.)

2010-06-23 [Mortified Penguin]: Cool beans? *eats granite ramen*

2010-06-23 [Sagacious Turkey]: Nope. The coupon clearly states that cool beans are not included in the offer. *points at the back*

It also has a fortune on there... hmm... "You will soon meet with great peril and your life will be lost."

Neat. Oh well... I'll see you later. I'm late for my flight to Pakistan...

2010-06-23 [Mortified Penguin]: No.

2010-06-23 : Woo!!! Back!

2010-06-23 @Not logged in user@: Oh, logged out due to inactivity... ohsnap

2010-07-07 [Chaotix Palidien]: lmfao XDD morts everywhere <<; >>:

2010-07-21 [Demonicor]: mortmortbortmortmort :D

2010-07-24 [Mortified Penguin]: You're a bort!! *shoves [Demonicor]*

2010-07-28 [7sevin7]: IM BACK @_@

2010-07-28 [Paul Doyle]: Ah, it's the T-800.

2010-07-28 [Mortified Penguin]: I wonder if they ever tried using an EMP on Skynet?

2010-07-28 [The Last Dragoon]: I'm certain they would have given Skynet's computer core adequate shielding against that

2010-08-25 [Mortified Penguin]: Back in November of 2004, I heroically declared, "HAR HAR!!!TIS MY WIKI!!!!" as well as, "uh huh...you known i control this wiki...right?"

At first, the people were skeptical. But then... they banned me from Elftown. But now, I return to fulfill my prophecy and take my rightful place on the throne. Anthro Lovers is mine at long last. *burns down that stupid eyesore of a hotel/tree that had shadow butlers and stuff*

HHHHOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEERRRRRSSSS!!!!!*throws viagra around*.....*eats chinese food*....

2010-09-14 [Demonicor]: I'm.... terrified......

2010-09-15 [7sevin7]: *grumbles at the ashes of the old hotel* NOOOO!!!!!! *wipes his tears away* you... bastard... *pulls out his Claymore and takes a slow ominous walk towards Mr. Penguin*

2010-09-15 [Mortified Penguin]: *looks up at [7sevin7] dramatically*... *goes back to eating ramen*...

2010-09-16 [7sevin7]: *growls and raises his sword to strike down the ramen eating buffoon that so blunderiously burned the beautiful hotel.*

2010-09-16 [foxyvixen17]: *watches as [7sevin7] tries to but will epicly fail cuz mort is ALL powerful*

2010-09-16 [Mortified Penguin]: *gets violently killed by the sword*... *dies*...

2010-09-17 [7sevin7]: *scratches his head* i didn't expect that to work so easily...

2010-09-17 [Mortified Penguin]: *bleeds all over the floor*

2010-09-17 [The Last Dragoon]: wish i could help you but all I've got is this *holds up a single Band-Aid*

2010-09-18 [7sevin7]: *takes the Band-Aid and does his best to use it to reattach Mort's head*

2010-09-19 [The Last Dragoon]: ...er...good luck with that

2010-09-19 [Mortified Penguin]: BLAGRAHGAGGAAAAH!! *vomits blood and collapses*... *eats ramen*...

2010-09-19 [The Last Dragoon]: I kinda saw that coming......except the ramen part

2010-09-20 [7sevin7]: I totally saw the Ramen part coming....

I mean shit, its Mort?

2010-09-20 [The Last Dragoon]: fair enough ^>^;

2010-09-21 [foxyvixen17]: aww i was hopeing mort would kill [7sevin7]

2010-09-22 [7sevin7]: -_- gee thanks [foxyvixen17]....

2010-09-23 [The Last Dragoon]: great to know who your friends are (it makes for a short list)

2010-09-27 [7sevin7]: .... a very... very... short list

2010-09-27 [The Last Dragoon]: indeed ^>^;

2010-10-04 [Demonicor]: *crouches of the penguin corpse and pokes it with a stick*

2010-10-05 [Mortified Penguin]: *deflates*

2010-10-05 [The Last Dragoon]: *stares and points* IT'S A FAKE!!!

2010-10-09 [7sevin7]: Ah ha! I knew no one could eat that much ramen!!!!!

2010-10-09 [The Last Dragoon]: I don't know, Naruto can really pack them away

2010-10-12 [Demonicor]: Yes, but he actually does something to burn it off.

2010-10-13 [The Last Dragoon]: pull pranks and train as a ninja (and the occasional epic battle)

2010-12-14 [Wolf Of Love and lust]: ...mew?

2010-12-15 [Mortified Penguin]: MewTWO.

2011-01-27 [Demonicor]: Mew... too?

2011-02-15 [Sagacious Turkey]: ...yes.

2011-02-15 [Mortified Penguin]: Indeed.

2011-03-08 [Mortified Penguin]: I SAID INDEED! *pulls out a switchblade*... *stabs [Demonicor] repeatedly*...

2011-03-08 [Paul Doyle]: If Elftown's current state was like the ruins of New York City in the original "Planet of the Apes", this wikipage would be like the semi-sunken Statue of Liberty seen on the beach. I sense a Charlton Heston-ism coming on . . .

2011-03-08 [Paul Doyle]: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31QUOUxqz2M

2011-04-26 [Sagacious Turkey]: But who is the one that blew it up? Was it [Sunrose]? I bet it was [Sunrose].

2011-04-26 [Paul Doyle]: Maybe someone had food at bob's diner and farted an explosive radioactive cloud. It could have been anyone, really. Don't overlook Plain Jane and Joe Schmoe in these matters *shrugs*

2011-11-13 [The Dizzy Raven]: ~Muusstt jooiinn~ I adore anthro :3

2011-11-13 [Mortified Penguin]: Good. Goooood. Join me.

2011-12-20 [Talos Cyrion]: What a neat wiki. Anthro has always interested me, Why? It's different, and some of the morphs are pretty cool. Anyways...cool page!

2011-12-20 [Mortified Penguin]: Your face is a cool page.

2011-12-20 [Talos Cyrion]: why thank you sir Mortimer

2013-06-30 [Demonicor]: Unfortunately, like the rest of the town, this place has had many glorious days far behind it, and few since. I'm going to try raising (and hopefully not razing) support for Elftown once more. It would be nice to have support though.

2013-06-30 [Mortified Penguin]: Never!

2013-07-03 [foxyvixen17]: *ish always gonna be around with some long in between log ins cuz of life*

2013-07-03 [Slayer Chick]: *scratches ear* O.o

2013-07-03 [Slayer Chick]: Elftown and Anthro lovers will be around forever!!! muwahaha *sticks out tongue*

2013-07-03 [foxyvixen17]: lack of actual internet means speratic log ins for me

2013-07-03 [Slayer Chick]: ahhhh i feel ya foxyvixen17 :(

2013-07-04 [Demonicor]: Not having internet does put a dampner on being able to log in, I feel your pain having once been one of the 'netless' (though, technically, I still am if you don't count smartphones)

2013-07-04 [foxyvixen17]: i count smartphones just not semismart phones (like mine)

2013-07-04 [Demonicor]: Ah, so just smart enough to get you in trouble :P

I had one of those, could do just about everything I wanted, unless it required internet.

2013-07-05 [Slayer Chick]: what about going to a library??? free online! lol

2013-07-20 [foxyvixen17]: the evil old witch that runs my town libary has passlocked it if it wasnt i'd get it at home cuz i get the wifi signal in my house but nooooooo old crone has to lock it up like she locked up her heart

2014-08-28 [Sagacious Turkey]: I agree.

2016-01-06 [Yudan333]: This seems like a good time to mention
http://www.furaffinity.net/
XD

2016-01-09 [Mortified Penguin]: FA is just horrible. But then, I don't suppose there are many furry specific sites that I would call decent.

2016-01-09 [Yudan333]: How is FA horrible? A lot of furry artists are able to make their living selling art from there or Deviant art. Are you a furry hater then? At least FA keeps up with rating so you can choose what rating specifically to look at. hey at least it's not as bad as e621.net

2016-01-09 [Mortified Penguin]: Whatchu talkin' 'bout? e621 is one of the few decent furry sites. FA is full of raging autists, insane drama, and horrible mods that try to enforce rules that don't even exist. Not to mention, they banned loli and cub stuff, which is just ridiculous. But it's the people there that are just so overwhelmingly awful. Nobody has a sense of humor and everyone freaks out over the most simple, casual jokes. I've been on that hellhole for 9 years now and it's only gotten worse and worse over the last decade.

2016-01-09 [Mortified Penguin]: And I do hate 99% of furries, because they're disturbingly stupid, unoriginal, whiny, obnoxious, crybaby bitches. However, like 1 in every 1000 or so is a tolerable human being and the porn is pretty nice sometimes when it isn't made by some 'tardo in MS Paint.

2016-01-09 [Mortified Penguin]: In any case, eat at Bob's Diner. It's basically the only semi-active place left on Elftown.

2016-01-10 [Yudan333]: Hmm i respect your opinion. I have to say everyone I have met thus far on there have been amazingly kind to me and more than decent people outside of the fandom. Those I have met have been open arms and have giving me a friendship I hadn't known. I have known only 2-3 people to cause drama but that's not just the furry fandom; it's really any of them. And as much as people consider Furries deviants I know other fandoms have their own demons. Sorry to hear all those you have run into were bad cases. Most all mine have been wonderful and I consider them family and know I can rely on them :3

2016-01-10 [Mortified Penguin]: To you, they're nice. But that's because you're all walking on eggshells around each other. You're overly polite and just going through the motions of friendship, but it isn't real. A real friend is someone you can tell to eat shit and shove down a flight of stairs onto a pile of broken glass and then get a beer with after their surgery. A real friend is someone who will never be offended by anything you say, no matter how many times you threaten to eat their dog. A real friend is someone who understands and forgives you when you finally snap one day and eat their pet schnauzer Dotty they've had since they were three-years-old. A real friend is someone who doesn't press charges after you kidnap them to keep them quiet about murdering and eating their stupid, annoying little yap dog. A real friend would STAY IN THE GODDAMN BASEMENT AND STOP TRYING TO ESCAPE. DON'T THINK I DON'T SEE YOU TRYING TO SNEAK OUT AGAIN, RICKY, I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I'LL CUT YOUR OTHER ARM OFF NEXT TIME. THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT, GET THE HELL BACK DOWN THERE.

So, do you see the point I'm making here? Dogs taste awful and furries have no sense of humor at all.

2016-01-11 [Yudan333]: haha reminds me of my best friend Jordy! Yea she made fun of my mom dying when I was little and told me I was better off being adopted. I couldn't help but laugh it up and she just insulted me more before we smoked a bowl and had some alcohol. Oh and her wife made the BEST cake that night! And Dogs don't taste awful. Bear and Bison is better though. XD
Them Rocky Mountain Oyster though! Wheew-eee! Talk about BALLS DEEP roflao

2016-01-11 [Mortified Penguin]: But with most furries, they'd just get offended and uppity if I made fun of their dead mom and/or picketed her funeral. They don't understand that that's my way of making friends and just assume I'm doing it to be a jerk. I'm actually cutting out all the formalities and insufferable pleasantries with my actions to weed out people who wouldn't understand my sense of humor and wouldn't be enjoyable to talk to/hangout with/kidnap anyway. I would rather have people I would never like hate me the second they meet me than to waste years of my time suppressing myself and getting to know people who would only end up sucking.

2017-11-30 [Mortified Penguin]: Heh, found this old quote from the original owner about me:

2004-12-22 [Adnama]: One way or another, he won't be coming back to this wiki.

2018-04-19 [Nuktae-tal]: Who wont?

2018-05-18 [dmelik]: Rupert Bear is the best.

2022-03-09 [Mortified Penguin]: *spits a fat wad of tobacco into the ceiling fan*